Olivia Munn And John Mulaney Are Reportedly Still Together
Despite what many, many, MANY anonymous internet whispers would lead one to believe, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney’s relationship might not have actually bounced off the back of the metaphorical trash can lid and landed firmly on top of last night’s dinner garbage. Several sources claimed that Olivia and John were done after about sixteen seconds together (give or take a few dozen seconds). More sources are talking are according to them, Olivia and John are still together. But, that’s not to say Olivia couldn’t chug along all on her own, because she’s independent like that.
According to John, he and Olivia “got together” a few months after he left rehab and moved out of the house he shared with his wife, Anna Marie Tendler. Olivia got pregnant ASAP, and they confirmed they were together and having a baby sometime at the end of this year. One of the rumors is that John kept it on-brand for himself and cheated on a pregnant Olivia. One source who spoke to E! News recently says that despite the rumors, they’re “still together.” The source adds that the rumors are simply not true, and Olivia and John are so very much together, that they’re currently on a trip together. A trip to a lawyer’s office to hash out custody and child support payments, maybe?
In the event there is some truth to those rumors, there’s also a source who would like everyone to know that Olivia isn’t really looking to have a “conventional” thing with John. via UsWeekly:
“Becoming a mom was always more important to her than settling down in a conventional way,” the insider says. “She’s a real feminist and doesn’t need a man by her side 24/7. She never has.”
A real feminist? As opposed to what, a Party City feminist costume-in-a-bag? A cold can of Diet Feminism (sweetened with Aspartame)? This might explain why I’ve never been able to achieve the highest level of authentic feminism. I mean, I’ve never even cyber-bullied someone who said they didn’t like my outfit. But I do take issue with one thing that source said, and that’s that Olivia isn’t interested in settling down in a “conventional” way. Um, being a famous person known for their messiness who gets tied up in a messy situation involving another famous person who ditched their wife under messy circumstances, all wrapped up in several layers of rumor denial, is pretty conventional by scandalous Hollywood relationship standards. The only thing missing really is the dog, the white picket fence, and 18 to 24 UsWeekly covers on the whole thing.
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