Queerty says that Olivia Munn appeared on Whitney Cummings‘ podcast, Good For You, and the conversation got into something that was not good for Olivia, which was an ex’s shitty sex skills. Olivia thinks that because he was bad at sex with her, that must mean he really loves dick. And yes, that made everyone throw eyes at a certain ex of Olivia Munn’s.
During the two-hour podcast, Olivia and Whitney got to talking about sex and Olivia told the story of an ex who she dated for years and was terrible at the good-good. And he never seemed to want to eat her cooch, which she found weird since lots of guys want to live in her cooch:
“I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the worst at just having sex. He went down on me twice during the years we were together, and I asked him once and said, “Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina and I’m like you have to fake it all the time.” He’s like, “Well, I just haven’t had a lot of, you know, experience doing it.” And I was like, “Oh.” And that’s when I was also like, “Um, he may like Benton [Cummings’ male podcast producer] instead,” you know? It might be his kind of game and stuff.”
Olivia explained that her ex wanted to have sex exclusively with the lights off and always from behind. Which is actually perfect for coronavirus sex! She eventually realized that it may have been so “you don’t have to see that it’s a girl.”
“I didn’t put all those pieces together until later. First of all, I got evidence about something, and then I put the other pieces together. I was like, “Oh, that’s what all that [was].””
Olivia has dated Chris Pine and Tucker Roberts but has had years-long relationships with Bryan Greenberg and Joel Kinnaman. But the ex who people think she was talking about is Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. The two reportedly broke up in 2017 because his family hated her. Aaron has been the subject of gay rumors over the years, and while he’s always maintained he’s straight, he’s also been a vocal supporter of LGBTQ athletes coming out. The internet called Olivia for throwing out the gay theory over an ex she gives five out of five sad vaginas to:
Olivia Munn could have just said her ex was bad at sex, she didn’t have to out him as gay. She didn’t name names but she’s only had so many several year relationships so it’s not like a secret who her exes are.
— 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 🏳️🌈✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (@KingAlaskaa) August 14, 2020
ok but this is a real dick move by Olivia Munn. She’s publicly dragging her ex who was bad at sex and then insinuating it’s because he’s gay??
just bc Aaron Rodgers is a horrible lay does not mean he’s gay Olivia
— Anissa (@schmeecie) August 14, 2020
So according to Olivia, because this ex was shit at sex and didn’t really want to eat cooch, that means he’s not really into vagina and could be strictly dickly. That would mean that noted anti-coochie eater DJ Khaled is gay. No, no, no, we don’t want him!
Here’s the podcast episode, Olivia’s ex comments are at the 1:24:00ish mark: