Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The Bathing Bear Beauties of Lake Tahoe!
In keeping with the Hot Slut of the Day theme of paying homage to bears who don’t have a milliounce of a fuck to give (although, that’s all bears), I present to you the bears who saw a beach full of humans in Lake Tahoe and decided to mess with them all by frolicking on the beach and stealing the human’s food. CORRECTION: Stealing the food that is rightfully theirs since they own that bitch!
KCRA says that on Sunday afternoon, a bunch of people were sunning their nipples and swimming in the water at Pope Beach in Lake Tahoe when a mama black bear and her three cubs sauntered onto the sand. The sight of them made people GASP and not just because they were nude and unwaxed, but because they’re bears! Jen Watkins, who filmed the bears, said that people were shocked and that the mama bear checked a dog and then made off with someone’s cooler.
“I guess (the bear) had been out earlier, my son had seen it,” she said. “It had gotten a little bit unfriendly/protective of the cubs with a golden retriever.”
Watkins said the bear got away with someone’s cooler before heading back into the forest and making sure her cubs got to cool off on the warm day.
Here’s the video of the mama bear and her bear babies enjoying a lovely day at the beach, despite a bunch of annoying humans staring at their asses!
Lt. Nelson Resendes with the Placer County Sheriff’s Office is warning people that if they see any bears, do not feed them and do not mess with them in any way.
I’m no bear expert (“We know.” said all the bears I’ve met through Grindr), but Lt. Nelson is right. You should stay away from bears, especially at the beach. Because if that mama bear is anything like my mom when she took us to the beach as kids, she was OVER IT by the time she got there since she had to listen to us whining about being hot and bored on the long car ride over. Never mess with any mother who has been trapped in a hot car with whiny asshole brats.
Pic: YouTube