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August 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Tostitos Bear!

Everyone’s saying that this year has gone to the dogs (which is HIGHLY offensive to dogs), but I’m sorry, it has really gone to the bears. The bear uprising is in full effect with bears breaking into Benzes, thieving beer from a cabin, thieving pizza from a house, using a human’s kiddie pool to cool off, and busting down doors Kool-Aid Man-style. And now one bear from Lake Tahoe, CA has sashayed into a Safeway like they owned the place, took some Tostitos tortilla chips without paying and didn’t give one fuck.

KUTV says that a woman named Adina Baidoo was outside of the Safeway on Tuesday night in Kings Beach, on the northern shore of Lake Tahoe, when she saw the bear hanging around, and eating trash from a trash can. So she recorded the bear’s antics, which included going into the store and snatching some deliciousness before leaving the place. People were warning Adina to stay back as she recorded, because well, most criminals don’t like to be recorded while committing an illegal act. Although, the bear doesn’t care about stupid human laws and you can tell that they really don’t care because they’re not wearing a mask! This anti-mask rebel is a hero to Karens everywhere.

The only thing injured in this robbery was that bag of Tostitos, which I’m sure the bear destroyed and destroyed it without salsa (weirdo). And why do I have a feeling that Amazon is about to see a huge increase in bear costume sales from messes realizing that if they want free goodies, all they have to do is be a “bear“? And the god thing about shopping as a bear is that people will seriously social distance from your ass.

Pic: Adina Baidoo

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