Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum’s Naked Selfie
No, the naked picture above is not the one I’m talking about. The above thirst trap is from 2019. Channing Tatum posted a new picture of his hand (and a monkey emoji) covering his junk. 41-year-old Channing has helped create an entire franchise about thirst-quenching through hot-bodied dudes. Now Channing has kicked his thirst trap game up a notch and given us an “asshole naked” picture of himself on the set of his new movie, Lost City of D, and you know there’s a bunch of thirsty tricks who want Channing to lose his D in them.
The Lost City of D also stars Sandra Bullock, Brad Pitt, and Daniel Radcliffe. Channing decided to start promo on the movie really early by posting a naked picture to his Instagram Stories along with a caption about how he’s asshole-out naked and is about to do something on set that he has to prepare his mom for. Even though Channing claims he’s asshole-out naked, this is not a hole pic, so we don’t know if he bleaches and waxes. And if water bottles could talk, they’d probably say to Channing, “You could use a drink of us because your ass is thirsty!”
As for what Channing Tatum is going to do that might shock his mom and others, we know that doesn’t include pulling off a next-level acting performance for the ages. And THANK GOD FOR THAT!
Pic: Instagram