Halle Berry Got Baby Bangs And They Made Their Debut At Last Night’s Oscars
Halle Berry decided to go for a Fighting The Hot grand championship last night by showing up to Hollywood’s annual circle jerk known as the Oscars with a chopped-up bob complete with TERF baby bangs. Don’t worry though, she hasn’t posted any offensive and unwanted anti-trans op-eds yet.
Halle was at last night’s Oscars to present an award, but it was hard to focus on anything she said since eyes were busy screaming, “WHY, HALLE, WHY?!“, over the sight of her hair looking like that of a toddler whose mother cut her bangs with rusty safety scissors while high on crack. Ahead of the show, Halle teased us with a transformation, so everyone knew she was going to work a new ‘do to the Oscars. Or she got a side-gig working as a night-shift sweeper at a salon:
— Halle Berry (@halleberry) April 25, 2021
And then Halle posted her new look. Halle paired her Dolce & Gabbana gown with a hair homage to Lord Farquaad. Maybe Halle figured that if she got baby bangs, people would focus on that mess instead of focusing on the fact that she wore Dolce & Gabbana. Halle’s Oscar date was her boyfriend Van Hunt who is definitely thinking, “Dontlookatherbangs dontlookatherbangs.”
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Halle Berry at the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/et6QtHjUnC
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) April 25, 2021
While Halle seems to be living for her new Coming Out Of Quarantine Bangs, the internet had other opinions and she was trending on Twitter:
why is Halle Berry rocking Josh Harnett's hair from the 2000's? #Oscars pic.twitter.com/5QffKazTx3
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) April 25, 2021
https://twitter.com/30andAlone/status/1386464653526638593
https://twitter.com/rascao_m/status/1386502792353914881
I mean, what a letdown. I was ready to shout, “Yas! Queen! Slay!”, and instead she had me crying, “Not the bayang!”
Pic: Wenn.com