Hot Slut Of The Day!
Martin, the mic-snatching dog of Moscow!
News reporters have had to deal with all sorts of shit like people rudely walking into their shot, their hair needing a dollop of nature’s other gel (I’m talking about saliva, we all know nature’s preeminent gel is jizz), and diabolical bees! Now they’ve got to deal with attention whore dogs trying to come for their job. In Russia, one weather reporter was doing her thing when a bold bitch snatched her mic live on air!
Nadezhda Serezhkina, who does the weather for Russian TV station MIR 24, was reporting on how spring has sprung in Moscow when a gale force wind of adorableness blew on in and snatched her mic. The pooch, whose name is Martin, either realized that he could do a better job or he mistook that mic for a giant blueberry lime-flavored Push-Up and wanted a piece. Whatever the case may be, Martin ran off with the mic and Nadezhda had to chase after his ass. It’s a good thing that Nadezhda wasn’t wearing heels and was wearing her Russian Easy Spirits instead, because Martin really gave her a chase. Bitch wanted her job in a bad way! But even though Martin messed with Nadezhda’s career, and therefore messed with her money, she was a good sport about it and interviewed the adorable mic thief afterward:
Nadezhda better stay on her toes from now on, because now she knows there’s always a younger, hungrier (literally, because Martin wanted to eat that mic), and hotter bitch coming for your gig. And somebody get Martin to NYC! Because he has some more mic-snatching to do and he should really start with Meghan McCain’s….
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