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Matt Bradley, the MSNBC war correspondent who got caught getting camera beauty ready while reporting from Syria.

I know that saliva’s main purpose is to be used as ass sex and fapping lube when your bottle of Wet runs dry. And I know that it’s second main purpose is to be used to be spit at a trick when they fuck with you and you don’t want to dirty your hands with their nastiness by slapping them. But it also has another use, and no, I’m talking about “aiding in eating, swallowing, and digestion” (that’s not its main purpose!!!). I’m talking about using it to slick back your hair when gel ain’t around. That’s exactly what reporter Matt Bradley did while reporting from Syria, and he got caught on camera doing it.

During a report about contradictions in the White House’s claim that the Islamic State territory in Syria has been 100% destroyed, MSNBC anchor Ali Velshi asked Matt Bradley, who was in Eastern Syria, what the situation was. Well, Ali, the situation was that Matt Bradley’s beauty wasn’t ready to go live, because he was caught busting out a dollop of nature’s pomade into his hand before slicking back his hair. There was obviously audio issues, and Matt couldn’t hear Ali, which is why he got caught doing the “mom fixing her messy son’s hair outside of church” move on live TV.

When the clip went viral, some called Matt’s spit gel “nasty,” but I guess those some were able to find an open Sally’s Beauty Supply to buy pomade in while reporting during a fucking war in Eastern Syria.

#WarIsHell https://t.co/qNqTTekz2Y

— Matt Bradley (@MattMcBradley) March 22, 2019

Let them know, Matt, and tell them to excuse your spit-made beauty.

Pic: MSNBC