Night Crumbs

Here’s the trailer for Those Who Wish Me Dead, a movie where Angelina Jolie temporarily hangs up her Maleficent horns and is back in Action Angie mode to play a firefighter who is trying to protect a kid. That plot gets a “meh” from me, but I bet it’s still going to be a multi-sensory experience, because not only will fire rage onscreen, it will also rage in loins from the sight of Jon Bernthal – Lainey Gossip

17-year-old Millie Bobby Brown says that there are people who aren’t willing to accept that she’s growing up into an adult. And why do I have a feeling those “people” are Drake and her parents who are probably trying to use black magic to keep her underage forever so that they can continue to milk her for money? – Celebitchy

A Disney+ show that you probably didn’t watch got canceled – Pajiba

Irina Shayk has reached the pinnacle of elegance by serving potent Spider-Woman demureness – Egotastic!

Great, now fast food workers gotta deal with crazed ketchupheads spinning into the place Tasmanian Devil-style to snatch up all their ketchup packets in a ketchup-craving frenzy – SOW

Bill Murray got tricked into doing Ghostbusters II – Uproxx

And now I’m going to bring the mood all the way down and into the sads zone because Jack Hannah has been diagnosed with dementia – Just Jared

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