Open Post: Hosted By Anti-Coronavirus Queen, Charo!

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Charo already saved lives by educating us on the proper way to wash our hands with her cuchi-cuchi and Missi-pee-pee counting, as well as giving us toilet paper tips, but she’s not done. As long as coronavirus is spreading, she’s going to be on the front lines fighting! And she has news from the “CD department” (no, she’s not talking about the music section of an old Best Buy), so listen close!

Charo’s latest PSA is about social distancing, and she tells us that traditional hugging is out since we’ve got to stay six feet away from each other. Charo got on Instagram to tell us that the new way to “hug” someone is to do the cuchi-cuchi move while letting out a, “Como estas?” This is also a way to hump a Grindr trick from six feet away.

This is the officially new way to say hello to each other. Fist bumping: toxic (but wasn’t it always?). Hand shaking: dead. Hugging: dead dead. Cuchi-chuchi? YES!  Stay safe out there, listen to Charo! Which is an edict I live by under non-pandemic scenarios too

Pic: Instagram

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