Open Post: Hosted By Bella Hadid’s Soupy Macaroni N’ Cheese
Bella Hadid is the world’s most beautiful woman, according to science, and she’s so beautiful in fact that she convinced people her blank eyes, stiff walk, and lack of personal charisma was a model-making combination. But her beauty couldn’t distract the internet from her whole entire lack of cooking abilities when she revealed her Thanksgiving mac n’ cheese and it had everyone wondering how she managed to melt down Velveeta into pure liquid form.
BuzzFeed says that Bella’s macaroni was a topic of controversy online. It made people wonder what the fuck she was thinking when she looked at her soupy-ass cheese puddle with bread crumbs on top and thought to herself: “Time to show off online!” This was certainly one recipe Chrissy Teigen will not be stealing. Bella the Antifa warrior posted a video to Instagram of her stirring her wet cheese with the caption: “Let’s ride.” The only thing you’ll be riding is a wave of diarrhea after this liquid cheese passes through your system.
People online had thoughts:
Bella Hadid made mac and cheese like she work at Panera.
Why is the mac and cheese waterbending?
— Amen. Asé. Dead Ass (@IzmsHasRisen) November 27, 2020
Ms. Bella Hadid……….I just wanna know why she saw this liquified mac and cheese and thought “it’s ready!” pic.twitter.com/GfFYCCFMa5
— The white man Bon Iver (@imanimlewis) November 27, 2020
Bella hadid’s mac and cheese is rlly makin me look like Bobby flay
— freaking slay dominos! (@cordiformb0x) November 27, 2020
Get this trick some cornstarch or flour or something! But well, I see that Bella Hadid picked up some cooking tips from the people she worked with on the Fyre Festival.
Pic: Twitter