Hot Slut Of The Day!
Your eyeballs have probably already taken in the viral video of Marina, formerly of Next Media Animation, quitting her job by doing an interpretive resignation letter dance to Kanye’s “Gone” all around her empty office at 4:30 in the morning. Sure, when Marina dances around in her empty office at 4:30 in the morning, she gets over 4 million hits on YouTube. When I tried to do it, I get security escorting me to the parking lot, because I didn’t know the code to the goddamn alarm system. Marina’s I QUIT THIS BITCH dance is entertaining, but it reminded me of the forever reigning queen of job quitters: the legendary Inetta the Moodsetta!
Anybody who has read my mess of a blog for a while knows that I quote Inetta weekly if not daily if not hourly if not minutely if not secondly. I put on my elbow length rubber gloves and reached deep, deep, DEEP into the Dlisted archives to find out of Inetta has ever been HSOTD and she hasn’t. That’s a good reason for you to quit me, because I have failed us all! But today is the perfect day to pay tribute to the ultimate job quitter. Many have quit their job before her and many have quit their job after her, but not many have done it better than her. After dealing with gossiping whores and making $6 an hour for 6 years as a DJ at WBLX in Mobile, Alabama, Inetta finally burned that bridge and then rolled around in its ashes.
When some people need to feel empowered they copy + paste quotes from a book they’ve never read from back to front (see: THE BIBLE) on Facebook, but when I need to feel empowered I listen to Inetta’s sermon.
The United States government TRIED IT, but Inetta did it better.
(Pic via @Moodsetta)