45-year-old Ryan Seacrest and 28-year-old “wellness influencer and chef” Shayna Taylor have broken up for the third time. He must have really liked Shanya as a girlfriend to renew her contract three times like that. But there might not be a fourth, as he’s already moved on to another blonde piece and the two are vacationing in Mexico. Aren’t you glad you’re a rich person who can avoid a pandemic and still enjoy your summer vacation? What’s that? 99% of us cannot do that? Oh well then fuck Ryan Seacrest and his new girlfriend! “Girlfriend?!” exclaimed a still-confused Britney Spears.
Shayna and Ryan have been on and off for seven years. They most recently got back together in September for the third time. People says Ryan has emphasized in the past on Live With Kelly And Ryan that his relationship with Shayna was “a roller coaster.” Well, coronavirus has shut down theme parks (all intelligent ones at least) and so too has the Ryan/Shayna Coaster been shut down. A rep for Ryan spoke to People saying that the two actually broke up some time ago, and are still friends.
“Ryan and Shayna decided to end their romantic relationship amicably some time ago. They remain good friends, each other’s biggest supporters and will always cherish their time together as a couple.”
The Daily Mail got pics of Ryan and some mystery blonde hanging out in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. That’s where Timothée Chalamet was just making out with his new girlfriend Eiza Gonzalez. Mexico must be a favorite vacation spot among twinks, both young (Timothee) and old (Ryan).
But the 45-year-old has wasted no time moving on after splitting from the 28-year-old chef. Ryan Seacrest SPLITS from on-off girlfriend Shayna Taylor seven years after they first met… and moves on with mystery blonde on romantic getaway in Mexico pic.twitter.com/4QV5fmy20d
— spacewoman reporter (@SpacewomanR) June 30, 2020
This is very on-brand for Ryan since he hopped onto a 24-year-old the last time he and Shayna broke up. But we don’t know the age of his current contract piece. She could be in her 20s, but then again, maybe Ryan is growing and is now with a woman in her 30s. That thud you heard was Leonardo DiCaprio’s head hitting the deck of his yacht after he passed out with shock.