Ryan Seacrest And Shayna Taylor Have Broken Up For The Third Time

45-year-old Ryan Seacrest and 28-year-old “wellness influencer and chef” Shayna Taylor have broken up for the third time. He must have really liked Shanya as a girlfriend to renew her contract three times like that. But there might not be a fourth, as he’s already moved on to another blonde piece and the two are vacationing in Mexico. Aren’t you glad you’re a rich person who can avoid a pandemic and still enjoy your summer vacation? What’s that? 99% of us cannot do that? Oh well then fuck Ryan Seacrest and his new girlfriend! “Girlfriend?!” exclaimed a still-confused Britney Spears.

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