Ketchup! It’s a great way to moisten/add unnecessary sodium to classic meals like burgers, fries, eggs, grilled cheese, hot dogs, etc. Hell, I’ll put that shit on my BLT, poutine (I know!), and of course mac n’ cheese. My favorite chips? Ketchup chips (Is that still just a Canadian thing?). It’s clearly the best condiment ever, and I can attribute at least ten pounds of my body fat to the salty red stuff.
But even I, a
deeply ashamed proud ketchup slut, drew the line at the food-crime committed by former Major League Baseball player Adam Jones. KETCHUP ON TACOS.
Here’s Adam admitting he commits taco blasphemy:
And on Cinco de Mayo, a celebration of Mexican culture! And to pair it with a Corona Extra? Wow. Sacrilege. Commenters obviously had an issue with Adam’s culinary choices, and did not hold back in the comments (via TMZ):