Open Post: Hosted By A Beardless Joe Manganiello

April 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Shoeless Joe Jackson might have done something noteworthy in the sporting world (citation needed), but his feats/feets pale in comparison to the blinding expanse on the jaw of Beardless Joe Manganiello. According to People, Joe has shaved off his signature scruff at a time when most men are cultivating the same. Joe and his wife Sofia Vergara separately posted pictures of Joe’s new babyface taken at a backyard family pool party on Instagram. People says he looks “like a completely different person,” but I think we’re going to need to see him without his swim trunks on, just to be sure.

Here’s Joe serving poolside man Jell-O shots.

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#creepin

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I get the feeling that Joe won’t have to wait very long for his beard to grow back. I bet he just sticks his thumb in his mouth and blows, and a new crop of salt and pepper face pubes magically appears. Yes, Timothée Chalamet, sometimes it do just be like that. If you really want to see what Joe looks like with different facial hair, here’s a picture of him from January, actually looking like a completely different person.

He looks more likely to run into a Kraken. Scurvy is a helluva disease. Let’s never speak of this look again. Here’s Joe and Sophia’s hot son (ADULT, don’t @ me!) working on a Downton Abbey jigsaw puzzle to cleanse the mind and soul.

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Home🏡 😍😍😍

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Pic: Wenn.com

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