Well at least somebody’s having the best week ever. Global pandemic be damned! Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria Baldwin is in her happy place—in The Hamptons, barefoot and pregnant with her 5th child. As is her wont, Hilaria shared the news on Instagram. People reminds us that it’s been less than five months since Hilaria last miscarried, “her second within a seven-month span.”
According to People:
Almost five months after Hilaria revealed she had suffered a miscarriage — her second within a seven-month span — the Mom Brain podcast host and fitness instructor revealed Monday afternoon that she is pregnant again.
“Sound up … I’ll let the baby do the talking because I don’t have the words to express how this sound makes us feel,” Hilaria, 36, captioned a video of her bare belly, with the baby’s heartbeat audible.
“Just got the great news that all is well and all is healthy with this little munchkin. I wanted to share this with you🤍 Here we go again 💫,” she added.
Hilaria and Alec’s other kids are almost 2, 3½, 4½, and 6½ years old, and their presumptive future kids are negative 1, and negative 2 years old to infinity (or until Alec’s dick falls off). Here’s Hilaria’s simultaneous pregnancy announcement and masterclass in Smug Looks For The Stage and Screen.
Being a full time incubator is a hard job with long hours. Yet somehow Hilaria seems to have managed to find some extra time to patrol her Instagram comments with the watchfulness of momma grizzly bear. How else do you explain the absolute lack of criticism directed at Hilaira and Alec’s decision to give up their New York City parking space for the foreseeable future, to quarantine in The Hamptons.
Hilaria recently chatted with PEOPLE about how she and her family are practicing social distancing during the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, sharing that they have migrated to a more rural location away from their New York City home as the virus continues to spread.
Considering the trouncing a number of influencers have been getting online for doing the same, suspiciously, there are countless comments telling Hilaria how beautiful her family is, and absolutely zero complaints about the Baldwin Family Circus coming to town. I pray we don’t ever have to see the day when The Hamptons’ one kindly old family doctor has to give up his side gig making apple butter to start whittling respirators out of pieces of driftwood.
For the time being, it seems like the Baldwins are, somehow, bravely muddling through.
“Alec and I were complaining about it a week or so ago and Carmen was asking about it and I said, ‘Carmen, nobody wants to be doing this right now. It’s frustrating for us all to have to stop our normal lives,’ ” Hilaria said. “And she’s like, ‘I don’t know what you guys are talking about, I love this. I love spending time with you. All I want to do is spend time with Mommy and Daddy and my brothers.’ ”
“And it kind of stopped us in our tracks and our mouths were open and we were like, ‘Okay, let’s go with that mentality, because that sounds so much better than complaining, which is what we’ve been doing!’ ” she added.
Fascinating. What imaginary thing did your kid say today?