It isn’t easy being the Queen of Pop these days. Madonna’s Madame X world tour has been kind of a weekly reminder that Madge’s bones are 61 years old and can no longer take her doing somersaults on a tight rope. Madonna has canceled several dates on account of her getting sick or being in pain. Trust me, when I surpass 60, you will never see me because I’ll be at home wrapped in a Snuggie watching the pool boy bend over for something I “dropped.” Well, Madge is still out there, dancing and moving with the kids, and when she did it last Thursday, she fell and finally just had a good cry over the whole thing.
The Sun reports Madonna fell off a chair on Thursday night at Le Grand Rex in Paris. Madge has been spotted using a cane recently because of all the hip and knee injuries she’s been enduring for this damn tour. She fell off the chair and allegedly sobbed and struggled to get back up. I have a hard time believing that – it wasn’t THAT long ago when she tumbled down the stage at the Brits and still managed to sing “Livin’ For Love.” Rather than reach for a Life Alert, Madge just asked her living life alerts – her backup dancers – to help her back up.
Madge is dating one of those dancers, Ahlamalik Williams, and it isn’t quite clear if dating Madge means he is also in charge of giving her the ice baths, Bengay and putdown of Lady Gaga it now requires to get her in the mood to belt out “Holiday.”
Because of that fall, Madonna ended up canceling one of her Paris shows:
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Here I Am——Flesh and Blood 🩸 If only knees didn’t twist and cartilage didn’t tear and nothing hurt and tears never fell out of our eyes………But alas they do and Thank God for this important reminder that we are human. I Fell 2 nights ago on stage when a chair was literally pulled out from underneath me by mistake and I landed on the floor on my tail bone. I made it thru the show last night but just barely because I hate disappointing. However today even I can see that this broken doll held together with tape and glue, needs to stay in bed and rest for a few days so she can finish the tour with a smile on her face and in one piece. ❌ Thank You for your understanding Paris! 🇫🇷 🙏🏼 #madamextheatre
The Madame X tour is set to close on March 11 in Paris. So unless Madge wants to perform her last show from le hospital bed, she should just sit on the stage and yodel out those Madame X songs. i was going to say sit on a chair, but even chairs are trying to take her out. And my condolences to that chair’s family since it’s obviously been destroyed and will never ever be seen again.