Night Crumbs

January 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Meanwhile at the Oscar nominees luncheon, Florence Pugh gave you look-for-less JLo, Brad Pitt gave you legends of the fall (as in the weave on his head), and Greta Gerwig (above) gave you communist Andrews Sister – Celebitchy

Brad Pitt says that Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s pet name for him is “lover,” which is probably confusing since Brad doesn’t have a 21-year-old vagina and hasn’t modeled a thong on the runway of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, yet. And if Leo calls Brad his lover, what does he call his girlfriend? My guess is that he addresses her as, “You’re not 25 yet, right?” – Lainey Gossip 

If you’re a swallower, do not watch the trailer for this pica nightmare starring Haley Bennett, aka A24’s answer to Jennifer LawrencePajiba

Steven Guttenberg looks like he tried to earn his red wings, and she queefed – SOW

Staged and fake! I don’t see any Japanese sweet potatoes in Olivia Munn’s cart – Popoholic

Brit Brit Spears’ look is VERY 90s single mom from Tampa living it up on vacation in Mexico (so basically her usually aesthetic) – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s one reason to watch the Super Bowl (although, not really since you can catch this commercial on YouTube): Kim Chi and Miz Cracker in an ad for Sabra – Towleroad

Claire Danes thinks she turned down the role of Rose in Titanic. If Claire took the role, it would’ve been a whole different movie, because the ship wouldn’t have gone down from hitting an iceberg. It would’ve gone down from the weight of all her tears since she cries all the time – Just Jared


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