Open Post: Hosted By A Sasquatch Sighting!
Nothing’s more entertaining than watching dudes on night vision traipsing through the wilderness on one of your lesser cable networks, trying to catch a glimpse of the elusive Sasquatach/Bigfoot/Yeti/Abominable This-Shit-Is-Fake-Man, what have you. And not since the infamous Paterson-Gimlin film have we had such a clear picture of Sasquatch! I’m kidding – that’s some dude in snowsuit taking a shortcut? Does Bigfoot wear a hoodie? Thoughts?
Huffpost reports that the Washington State Department of Transportation posted these shots of what they think is a Sasquatch going about his day “off a highway at Sherman Pass, in the state’s remote northeastern corner.”
Sasquatch spotted!!! I’m not superstitious… just a little stitious. Have you noticed something strange on our Sherman Pass/SR 20 webcam before? If you look closely by the tree on the left there looks to be something… might be Sasquatch… We will leave that up to you! pic.twitter.com/RaDGqQdEUF
— WSDOT East (@WSDOT_East) January 22, 2020
Aren’t Sasquatches supposed to be big, tall Cro-Magnon bear types? Are there petite Sasquatches? This looks like Sasquatch’s low-key, milquetoast uncle.
Pic: Twitter