Night Crumbs
Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge are back at “work” after taking a vacation from their royal smiling and waving duties, and yesterday they announced that their first “job” would be to visit Canada House in London today to thank the Canadians for hosting them during the holidays. Thanking Canada in an announcement to announce that they will thank Canada at Canada House is the most Canadian thing ever. The only way it could get more Canadian is if a naked Prince Hot Ginge rode into Canada House on a moose like a Canadian Lady Godiva. Yeah, I know that’s not really Canadian. I just wanted to picture PHG’s Red Hots nipples again – Lainey Gossip
We don’t need yet another Bob Dylan movie, but I, for one, can’t wait for the scene where Bob Dylan fucks his guitar hole like it was a peach – Celebitchy
That fan who fake-grabbed Sam Heughan’s ass better get herself an entirely new face, because even though it didn’t bother him, those Outlander fans are gonna get her – Pajiba
Since The Masked Singer is a hit, Fox has to milk that foolery dry and is giving us The Masked Dancer. So basically, in the future, we’ll all probably die after a Z-lister crashes into us while filming The Masked Plane Pilot – SOW
Okay, but what I really want to see more of is that bowl of CHIPS! – Drunken Stepfather
Ariel Winter hit up a Golden Globes after-party in a look of elegance that is something Yandy would make if they made a sexy neon marker costume – Popoholic
Savior to the gay community, Taylor Swift, will finally be honored as the savior to the gay community she is – Pitchfork
And excuse me while I run off to find out how I can make this clip of Ryan Seacrest going BITCH BOOM my new iPhone wallpaper – Just Jared
The raw emotions came out of John Barrowman as he watched the first same-sex partners skate on Dancing on Ice – Towleroad
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