Open Post: Hosted By Pepsi “Champagne”

November 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Variety says that Pepsi is about to curl up a pinky and get fancy, heaux. They are introducing a new limited-edition product which will make you scrunch up your nose but also possibly intrigue you? Enter: Pepsi Cola Rosé Champagne. It’s a lot going on and it’s making its debut at the classiest event this side of Andy Cohen‘s baby shower: BravoCon. You know, like ComicCon but for high-class Bravolebrities.

BravoCon runs from November 15 to November 17 in New York City and will feature Real Housewives cast members far and wide, a visit by Bravo God Andy Cohen himself, and attendees will also get a sneak peek of the next season of Project Runway. And it will also be an advertising shit show.

Hotels.com will host a brunch. And State Farm is having a “She Shed” relaxation area. So basically, if you want to get bombarded with key messages, new products, and corporate bullshit, you’re gonna love this. Pepsi will be taking the moment to reveal a limited-edition Pepsi Sparkling Rosé which is “non-alcoholic” and meant to taste “a little like champagne or sparkling wine“.

The drink is described as having caffeine and “tiny champagne bubbles” which create an “interesting drinking experience“. You mean, soda? Is Pepsi suggesting we’ve never had soda pop before?

The three days of BravoCon will offer over 30 events, panels and performances across three separate New York venues. Fans will be treated to appearance by over 85 regulars from its various series (but none of the really A-list ones). There’s even a Real Housewives museum, which sounds actually amazing to me. Do they have shards of glass from the wine glass Lisa Rinna smashed in Amsterdam when Kim Richards talked about her husband?

Or the fake leg that Aviva Drescher threw in anger during lunch?

God I hope so.

Pic: Pepsi Cola

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