After the embarrassment that was Man Of The Woods, I naively hoped we might have all caught a break there, and Justin Timberlake would walk his happy ass into the wilderness where he and wife Jessica Biel could live out the rest of their days footloose and vaccine-free. Unfortunately, bespoke camo suits don’t come cheap, and apparently, Justin needs a way to keep his family’s mouths full of fudge. According to Billboard, Justin dropped a hint on Twitter about a possible collaboration with Lizzo. Look at Justin trying to get him some of Lizzo’s juice, smh.
Back in June, Lizzo hinted at the possibility, telling Extra, “Justin Timberlake, he’s trying to make music. I was like, ‘Boy, stop!'” When asked if she was going to, she responded, “Hell yeah!” On Thursday (Aug. 15), Timberlake tweeted out a video of the two together in a studio, captioning it, “@lizzo flames, brb”
The “Cry Me A River” singer can be seen in the short clip dancing and smiling. There’s no word yet on if and when the song will be released. In the meantime, check out Timberlake’s tweet below.
I’ve got to say, I’m disappointed that she didn’t just leave it at “boy, stop”. Because this is what happens when you give Justin an inch.
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) August 15, 2019
Tag yourself. I’m dude blowing his nose in the background. Here’s another perfect example of Justin doing far too much. In this scenario, Lizzo and Queen Latifah are a beautiful, serene pool of refreshing water – and here comes Mr. Peanut Butter, thirsty as hell from throwing axes all day (apparently, that’s Justin’s new hobby), bounding in to lap it up.
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) June 14, 2019
I know that Justin is still considered a big deal or whatever, so I understand why Lizzo is gassing him up like this, but ugh. Let Lizzo shine un-eclipsed, you goober. Go see if Lil Nas X will let you do an Old Town Road remix and let this woman alone!