Open Post: Hosted By Post Malone’s Bud Light-Inspired Fashion Line
Post Malone has come out with a crazy expensive Bud Light fashion collection, including $250 jeans with the words Bud Light written all over them and $85 sweat pants with the same print. So I know that the Olsen Twins perfected the homeless chic look, but this is next level expensive trash bag look. Post basically made a fashion line that your parents first did when they saved up all their Marlboro miles and got a new T-shirt.
According to Us Weekly:
From musician to fashion designer? Post Malone is in the midst of his Bud Light Dive Bar Tour and has released a limited-edition collection of beer-inspired merchandise featuring hoodies, $250 jeans and more.
The collection, which launched on Tuesday, August 6, consists of 16 items. It is only slated to be available for a limited time. The aforementioned pricey pants, which are made for men and called PM X BL Posty Co. Jeans, feature a slim fit and a dark denim wash. The phrase “Bud Light” appears on both the front and back of the jeans multiple times in large, white letters.
This is what those $250 jeans look like, if you want to make the genius move of wasting $250 on jeans you can make yourself using knock-off Lee jeans and silver spray paint, like a can that was definitely huffed by whoever priced these ugly things:
This is what those $85 pants look like, if you want to make the genius move of wasting $85 on old Zubaz pants you can get for pennies from some old douche’s garage sale:
Post has done this before when came out with a pair of Post Malone Crocs which sold out in hours.
But really, people will really spend $250 to look like a homeless rapper who loves Bud Light. I guess Dolly Parton said it best, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.” I am happy that Post has found a way to scam idiots while merging his two favorite things: Bud Light and ugly clothes, but $250 jeans and $85 sweatpants is too rich for my blood. Call me when Bow Wow comes out with a Busch Light clothing line. Or Courtney Love has a Milwaukee’s Best earring line.
Pic: Bud Light