Back in January, we heard that Brie Larson and her fiancé Alex Greenwald (aka the guy who sang the theme song to The O.C.) had “taken a step back” and that they remained close. While Brie was stepping backwards, she must have bumped into a new guy, because she was recently seen smooching all over him in a grocery store.
If you’re a celebrity who wants everyone to know you’re dating someone new this summer, you should know that the hottest publicity trend is to get “caught” by the paps kissing in or around food. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello chose a cafe, Lady Gaga and her new man chose brunch. Brie Larson must be a busy woman who doesn’t have time to waste dealing with a server asking if she’d like to hear the specials, because she cut out the middle man and went straight to the source.
The Daily Mail says that Brie let everyone know she’s got a new man by being photographed making out all over a grocery store in Calabasas on Tuesday. They literally kissed all over the store. In the coffee aisle. In front of the pre-made salads. In front of the take-home desserts counter. In the parking lot. There isn’t a picture of it, but I assume Brie or her new man got a case of rubber burn on their asses when they decided to lay down and make out on the check-out line conveyor belt.
Brie Larson puts on VERY loved-up display with mystery man… months after ending engagement to Alex Greenwald https://t.co/EJSzPqaG6G
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 31, 2019
imagine trying to get some cereal and you see brie larson making out with her boyfriend in the middle of the grocery store pic.twitter.com/02bh1KrVQI
— Alexis (@amarvelus) July 31, 2019
tHE STENCH pic.twitter.com/ZVKGbNxd2p
— r (@90stargaryen) July 31, 2019
The Daily Mail didn’t know the identity of 29-year-old Brie’s “mystery man,” but People magazine says it’s a 32-year-old aspiring actor and virtual reality director (whatever that means) named Elijah Allan-Blitz. There’s not much to know about Elijah, besides the fact that he used to date Maria Bello.
But sadly, he’s not very creative, and he’s definitely not willing to go the extra mile for such a totally natural, spontaneous photo session. Because if he was, he would have literally upped the cheese factor by 400% by getting “caught” romantically feeding Brie a sample of brie at the cheese counter.