Wendy Williams continues to be unnecessarily candid about her love life. Well, she’s actually being coy candid which is much, much more annoying. Wendy’s back on the air after a little break and took some time to update her audience on her relationship with Marc Tomblin, her young gentleman friend with a criminal record and a twinkle in his eye. According to Page Six, Wendy’s moved on from Marc and is now dating a “brown-black” doctor in his mid-50s. She also noted that she spent some time in Arizona and Idaho “gathering her thoughts”. Who has the time or energy to try and piece together a coherent narrative out Wendy’s trail of breadcrumbs? You can’t reverse engineer a sandwich out of breadcrumbs, Wendy! But I will try.
First off, Wendy and the man-child are over. Or maybe they were never actually together. Or they’re still fucking but she’s also seeing someone else. Whichever scenario makes Wendy seem irresistible to men, young and old! Wendy says she can’t help it if “27-year old boys” find her attractive. But when it comes to companionship, Wendy needs A MAN.
“I’m not on the market anymore. I’m not in love. I don’t know how I’m doing. I’m not in love but there’s somebody that I’m crazy about,” she said, holding back tears. “It’s not who you think. OK? Mother doesn’t deal with children, but it just so happens that I guess with my charm and wit I attract people of all ages.”
Williams added, “27-year-old boys, quite frankly, find me attractive. I get it, but when it comes time for the comfort of a man I need someone in his 50s, too, and he’s gotta work. It helps that he’s a doctor. He’s been married. His kids are in their 20s, and yes he’s black. He’s brown-black.”
Nobody asked, but thanks for clearing absolutely nothing up. Wendy did however make one thing crystal clear (ok translucent-semiopaque): She’s fine. Whatever you’ve read about her family drama which includes her divorce from husband Kevin Hunter, his mistress, her baby and Kevin Hunter Jr.’s arrest for assaulting his pops is irrelevant to her mental health or sobriety. She’s fine.
“My family is doing fine,” she said, referring to a tabloid cover that said her family was falling apart. “I’m doing fine.”
In order to get “fine”, Wendy spent some time in both Arizona and Idaho. Nothing says glamour like an Idaho spa!
“I was just a woman relaxing and gathering my thoughts,” she said of her time in Idaho. “I had my books, my thoughts, but mostly gathering my life for me, my son and my family.”
Of her time in Scottsdale, Arizona, she said, “[I went] to gather myself.”
I guess Wendy really just loves Kokopelli-chic decor and fly-fishing. This reminds me of the time Puffy went to Sedona to deal with his crippling cell phone addiction. Let’s hope Wendy gathered enough of herself to stay “fine”, at least through July.
And let’s all hope that Wendy didn’t meet her new doctor “friend” while on “vacation“. Because that would be messy, and Wendy would have us believe she doesn’t do mess, unless it’s other people’s mess.