Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Queen of the Northern Line!
If Patsy Stone had a temporary falling out with Eddie, which meant she didn’t have a ride, and couldn’t convince Uber to unban her for having a threesome in the backseat, she’d have to stumble underground and slather the eyes of tube riders with her fuck-deficient glamour while luxuriating in a seat as she sips a canned pink gin and tonic from a wine glass while decorating her feet with opulent bejeweled foot tiaras and socks. If Anna Wintour truly was a disciple of flip-flops fashion, she’d put this flip-flops goddess on the cover of Vogue, but then again, that would mean Anna would actually have to make a good decision when it comes to the Vogue cover.
Mark Locke was riding on the Northern line in London when he looked up and wondered, “Am I on the Northern line or the Eleganza line?!” Because he was hit by the vision of Holly Golightly: The Latter Years. From Breakfast At Tiffany’s to Cocktail Hour On The Tube. Mark is obviously fluent in the language of GLAMOUR and Snapchatted the moment along with these words via Metro UK:
Mark Locke from Scotland, who shared the snap, wrote: ‘To the lady drinking pink gin and tonic *from a glass* on the Northern line, I salute you. Classy.’ He added: ‘On your knees, mortals. Worship. Worship at her bejewelled flip-flops-with-socks wearing feet.’
Drinking on the tube is illegal, and when a picture of Labour’s Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott drinking a can of mojito made the rounds on social media, she got shit, and had to apologize for it. Who knows if this human pillar of luxury will get in trouble (probably not), but hopefully this leads to her and Diana Abbot clicking their wine glasses full of canned booze together as they ride the tube in style.
Pic: @langcatlocke