Blac Chyna Has Already Moved On To Soulja Boy
Why does this make no sense but also makes complete sense? Blac Chyna is now “dating” rapper/entrepreneur, Soulja Boy. You may be confused since it was just a few weeks ago she was dating some rapper named Kid Buu and then had the police called on them for fighting in Hawaii. Chyna moves quick, it seems, and her next target is Soulja Boy.
TMZ is reporting that there are sources close to both Chyna and Soulja who are saying they’ve been dating for more than a week now. Apparently they got together the old-fashioned way: when he asked her mother, Tokyo Toni, if he could take Chyna out for a date. JK, they slid into each others’ DMs on Instagram. Then, they finally met up at Sean Kingston’s (did you forget Sean Kingston? So did the rest of us) penthouse in L.A. last week and things got real.
The sources are telling TMZ that the two “have been inseparable” ever since, and also attended some Grammy parties together where everyone just assumed they were “just good friends”.
This is honestly a match made in HELL, they’re both messy attention whores AND terrible business people. Chyna is out here shilling bleaching creams and Tummy Teas because she’s as innovative as a pencil without an eraser on the back of it, and Soulja also is highly uncreative and recently got in trouble with Nintendo of all people for illegally selling their games on his own attempt at a game system: the Souljagame.
Oh, also going on in Chyna’s life: she’s still fighting with Rob Kardashian over child custody and support and her own mother, who has previously called her a “mistake” has suggested that Chyna should hand both her children–Dream and King Kairo–over to their fathers. So her 2019 is really on track.
I think when Chyna realizes all that video game money isn’t coming in, and the last time Soulja Boy had a hit was in 2007, this relationship will end. Actually, by the time you’re reading this, I’m probably working up on a follow-up post announcing that this totally real (and not for attention only) union is already over.