Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Are Moving In Together
Faster than an Amazon Prime package arrives, Jeff Bezos is ready to share a roof with Lauren Sanchez, the woman who he may or may not have cheated his wife MacKenzie Bezos with. Now that everyone knows the married (but not to each other) duo have been doing each other and have “same day delivery” as their safe phrase, it appears they’re moving in together.
People says Jeff and Lauren are “stronger than ever” now that their canoodling is out in the open. Because Jeff’s net worth could soon be about $70 billion lighter, he has to cut corners where he can, so why not split the rent with Lauren?! A source said, “They are very much together, and are planning to move in together.” I think what the source meant to say is, “Lauren figured Amazon is taking over the world, so Jeff will get that $70 billion back in no time, so she better put a lock on this fast.”
Jeff and Lauren have been spotted together at dinner in New York. Someone saw Lauren with a friend at dinner earlier this week, and it looked like “she was having a great time.” Meanwhile, another source says MacKenzie and Lauren’s husband (and Jeff’s friend!) Patrick Whitesell are doing just fine:
“Their families dealt with this in the fall.The world is catching up to it, but it has had zero impact on their relationship. They’ve never been stronger.”
I can’t speak for you, Patty, but I sure as shit can for MacKenzie! While Jeff may or may not be hiding a trouser python (big D and big bank account?! Some people really do have it all!), he wasn’t rocking a pre-nup with MacKenzie. Honestly, if I was MacKenzie and had a similar arrangement, I wouldn’t have just let the cheating happen – I would have encouraged it!
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