Duchesses Meghan Markle And Kate Middleton Did Wimbledon Together
The world nodded approvingly when the Royal Ladies Squad showed up at the Wimbledon Championships on Saturday sans their balls and chains and the rest of that stuffy family, according to People. Duchesses Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle flashed peace signs and made goofy faces as they took silly selfies in the Royal Box, while THE QUEEN drunkenly demanded to know when “those fit blokes in the little arse-huggin’ shorts” were going to play. Ok, that didn’t happen. Kate and Meghan behaved like ladies and THE QUEEN couldn’t attend. She was too busy recovering from having to look at the one arse in the world that NO ONE wants to behold.
This is the first solo outing together for Kate and Meghan so they were probably in really good moods. The fact that they didn’t have to wear bizzare hats alone would make for a glorious afternoon. From the royal box, they chatted and laughed and watched Serena Williams (a friend of Meghan’s) and Angelique Kerber cross racquets in the Ladies’ Single Final. Angelique ended up beating Serena to take the title.
Here’s riveting video of them going into Wimbledon:
Before the match began, Kate and Meghan met with “former female tennis champions” and chatted with the ball boys and girls about what it’s like to run after balls at Wimbledon. Just ask Kevin Spacey, girls! Er, maybe not. (Jesus, that guy was a straight-up mess for yearrssss.)
And for you maxxinistas out there:
The royals coordinated their outfits for the event. The Duchess of Sussex wore a summery blue-and-white striped shirt from Ralph Lauren with wide-leg cream pants, while Princess Kate opted for a white-patterned dress.
In other news, Princes William and Harry spent their afternoon down the pub getting pissed enough to finally discuss “the time dad told his girlfriend that he wanted to be her tampon.”
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