Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta Getting Down With 50 Cent At A “Gotti” After-Party In Cannes

May 16, 2018 / Posted by:

My weird obsession/revolution with the Cannes International Film Festival continues and these videos of John Travolta in a tux dancing to, and with, 50 Cent at the Gotti premiere after party are not helping matters! The Gotti gang’s in Cannes with the beleaguered movie, directed by E from Entourage (I refuse to call him by his born name Kevin Connolly). Pitbull did the musical score so I’m not sure how Fiddy plays into all this. According to Variety he was at Cannes to pitch his own movie, taking time out of his busy schedule defending R. Kelly on Twitter.

So what we have are a bunch of fake gangsters including – An old man with a possum on his head, a 2 bit rapper (ok, 50 bit) and E from Entourage, in France in front of several dozen squares in fancy clothes, all with their cameras out, at one of the biggest film festivals in the world. Check, check, check and check!

Here’s Jonnnnnnnny!

Wow, John and Fiddy are really putting in minimum effort for this crowd. What is the point of all this?! It’s spectacle for spectacle’s sake.

I mean, I guess if I were there I’d also take and post video of this. It’s like a dog walking on hind legs while a second dog barks the alphabet backwards.

I don’t want you to think I forgot about E from Entourage. Here he is, but at least he has the common sense to realize what a farce this is and look somewhat abashed. Also, check out the chicks in the front row pretending they know the words.

C’mon, E from Entourage! You’re embarrassed by this but not of 8 SEASONS AND A MOVIE?!?


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