Open Post: Hosted By Prince William’s Buzzed Dome Royale

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

There comes a time in every balding dude’s life when he’s got to make a choice on which way to go. Is he going to channel his inner evil billionaire by going the Mr. Burns route (fluffy on the sides and liver-spotted bald hotness on the top)? Is he going to embrace the dick head look by shaving off every hair that’s left on his head? Is he going to do a John Travolta and hunt down a Shih Tzu, skin the poor thing and then wear it on his head? When I start balding, I’m going to finally live out my Walter Mercado hair dreams and buy a blond Sonata wig from Raquel Welch. But Prince William has decided to flirt with shaving it all off.

Prince William’s hair has been fleeing his head faster than Meghan Markle flees a room when Princess Michael of Kunt enters it, and today he debuted a newly shaven head while doing charity work at the Evelina London Children’s Hospital. Prince William was there to support a new program that helps ex-service people find work in the National Health Service. He met with veterans, staff members and sick children, who probably didn’t give one fuck about his new egg-like look, because they were too busy saying to him, “Errr, you’re not Prince Harry or Meghan Markle.

As for Prince William’s new look, I don’t really have any thoughts about it. We all know which British royal prince makes me prolapse, so the only way Prince William would do it for me is if he got his brother’s head surgically implanted on his neck. And even then, he wouldn’t do it for me since the carpet would definitely not match the drapes.

And here’s more of Prince William trying to give you “Alexander Skarsgard While Fitting The Hot,” as well as pictures of Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle at Cardiff Castle in Wales.


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