The Kardashian Lair Will Gain Another Lady

September 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Even if Life of Kylie is more like Life of Zzzzz, Kris Jenner has juice for next season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby via a surrogate, and UsWeekly says the latest offspring will be a salad-eating, Snapchat-loving, “you guyssss”-trilling GIRL!

The surrogate is expected to give birth in January of next year. But the Koven’s newest member should NOT expect to be welcomed with open arms, if Kim’s words when filling in for Kelly Ripa on Live With Kelly And Ryan are to be believed. Apparently North West doesn’t really get along with Saint West.

“I don’t know if it’s because [North] is the older sister, I don’t know what it is. I thought it was a phase. She does not like her brother and it’s so hard for me.”

Where Granny Kris Jenner sees a plot line, Kim just feels bad. Are you two even related?!?! It’s clearly stressing her out because why else would she show up to Tom Ford’s show at New York Fashion Week looking like the graying goth dominatrix cousin of Jessica Rabbit??

Maybe she was just sitting shiva for shows that aren’t to be? According to The Business of Fashion (via People), Kanye pulled his Yeezy Season 6 show from the Fashion Week schedule without any rhyme or reason. However, sources close to Kanye claim there was never a show planned, and there was just a held slot in case he decided to show something. HA! Like what? Sheree Whitfield’s She By Sheree sketches?! Something smells nasty, so what gives? Models not wanting to show on account of they’re still trying to re-hydrate after last year’s disaster?

Not to mention that Taylor Swift was probably laying in wait for Kanye’s fashion show to simultaneously release her third song, which I assume contained the lyric, “Your clothes make me wanna itch, and they give Olivia Benson the shits!” Way to ruin everyone’s New Music Friday Spotify playlist Kanye!


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