Justin Bieber’s Balls Are Dangling Over A New York State Lawsuit

August 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber had his balls in a twist back in May, and for once, it wasn’t because he had to perform a full set-list at one of his concerts. He got injured playing soccer, and wound up in the hospital. TMZ says he went to the ER at a hospital on Long Island, New York, where a nurse allegedly illegally perused his files after hearing rumors he had an STD. Except the nurse claims she never did such a thing, and is now suing her former employer for firing her over the allegations.

This all started after Justin Bieber did what you should NEVER do: go on WebMD. The Biebz found out he was pregnant, rocking a case of gonorrhea, AND a case of the Black Plague. Oh wait, no, that’s just what I found out I had last week during a little post-nasal drip. Justin did, however, find out he had a testicular contortion, which usually requires surgery.

So Justin Bieber swung by Northwell Health in Long Island, New York. Word got around the hospital that there was a celebrity among them getting his junk examined, which allegedly caused one nurse – Kelly Lombardo – to finger through his medical file and see if he was there for STD reasons. Then word got back to Kelly’s bosses at Northwell Health that she had allegedly (and illegally) looked at Justin Bieber’s file, and she was fired.

TMZ says Northwell Health’s termination came with the accusation that Kelly was “immoral employee” who violated Justin’s privacy rights. She’s since clapped back and filed a claim with the New York Division of Human Rights saying, “violated HIS rights?! How about how his shitty music has violated my eardrums since 2009?!” Nah, according to the lawsuit, Kelly swears she never accessed his file, and that she heard the rumor Justin was admitted for STD treatment from other people. Kelly’s lawyer claims she was singled out and fired because she was a woman.

The poor junk of Justin Bieber has had a rough week. First his penis got plastered all over Selena Gomez’s Instagram, when all it wanted to do was rest comfortably inside his favorite Calvin Klein shorts. Now his balls are the chatter of the Long Island court system. Bieber junk, you might want to put a new stamp in your passport and lay low somewhere out of the country for a while. Don’t forget to take your owner with you!

Pic: Wenn.com

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