Scarlett Johansson has some of my favorite celebrity tattoos. She’s got a weird sunset that looks kind of like a sticker you might pick out of a prize bucket at the dentist. She’s got a NYC charm bracelet that looks more like a dirty shark tooth. She’s got a janky horseshoe on her torso. She’s got a sleeping lamb or something? She might have just gotten a new tattoo that, if it could talk, would tell all her other tattoos to step aside because they’re no longer the most random thing on ScarJo’s body.
E! News spotted Scarlett Johansson in Atlanta, GA yesterday where she’s shooting Avengers: Infinity War. And smack-dab in the middle of her back was what appears to be a huge tattoo.
— E! News (@enews) August 22, 2017
It’s unknown if Scarlett Johansson is working a full down-the-back piece, a la Ben Affleck (whose tattoo itself may or may not be real). Or if she’s just got…whatever that is…between her shoulder blades. Or if it’s even a real tattoo. E! posits that it could be a tattoo for the film. Maybe. Does anyone know if this latest Avengers film involves a side-plot about Black Widow moving to Brooklyn and opening an expensive houseplant pop-up shop?
But back to that tat. I’m not sure what is going on there. If I squint a little and move from left to right, it looks like Bugs Bunny, sick from eating a whole mess of discounted shrimp, searching for the Pepto at CVS. Sadly, Bugs is all loopy from the drop in electrolytes, and he mistakenly grabs a Lady Gaga (hair bow era) Halloween mask. Look, I don’t know what CVS is doing selling old Lady Gaga masks; that’s a question you’ll have to as Scarlett Johansson.