Night Crumbs

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield might be on again after they were seen in London holding hands while “sneaking out the back door” after his performances of Angels in America. I won’t believe it until some British source reports seeing her “clutch his crumpet” – Lainey Gossip

Can someone arrange to get a case of water to Katharine McPhee? She’s obviously very thirsty – Drunken Stepfather

Halsey in Playboy looks like an aspiring American Apparel model who didn’t get the message that they went out of business – The Nip Slip

Mariska Hargitay’s Joyful Heart foundation will be receiving an “extremely generous” donation from her number one superfan Taylor SwiftCelebitchy

Two Real Housewives of Dallas are feuding over a blog post – Reality Tea

Tyler the Creator says he had a boyfriend at 15. “BRAG” hissed dorky, boyfriend-less 15-year-old me who used to hang out at the library after school – Towleroad

Kate Upton used a furry muff to cover her titties – Hollywood Tuna

Fill in the blank: Emily Ratajkowski is in a _____. Did you guess bikini? Of course you did – Popoholic

The release of Alicia Vikander’s Tulip Fever has been delayed yet again, and it’s not so a team of writers could think up a better name than Tulip FeverPajiba

Cher continues to redefine the word “legendary” by recording an intergalactic autotuned trap beat banger for a cartoon kids show – OMG Blog

Kim Kardashian is reportedly pressuring Khloe Kardashian to increase her earning potential…I mean, have a baby – Starcasm

Amy Schumer made an appearance on Judge Judy. It wasn’t because someone finally took her to court for allegedly thieving jokes – Boy Culture

Ariel Winter announced she had started filming the 9th season of Modern Family in literally the most Ariel Winter way – IDLYITW

Here’s Jeff Garlin in his underwear, and to borrow from Larry David, it’s pretty pretty pretty good? – SOW

Leonardo DiCaprio is on vacation with a blonde and the surprise twist is that it’s not a 22-year-old panty model (it’s Kate Winslet) – Popsugar

The only reason I can come up with for why Nick Jonas is wearing that hideous beige pleather snakeskin-print jacket is that he lost a very high-stakes bet – Just Jared


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