Night Crumbs
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield might be on again after they were seen in London holding hands while “sneaking out the back door” after his performances of Angels in America. I won’t believe it until some British source reports seeing her “clutch his crumpet” – Lainey Gossip
Can someone arrange to get a case of water to Katharine McPhee? She’s obviously very thirsty – Drunken Stepfather
Halsey in Playboy looks like an aspiring American Apparel model who didn’t get the message that they went out of business – The Nip Slip
Mariska Hargitay’s Joyful Heart foundation will be receiving an “extremely generous” donation from her number one superfan Taylor Swift – Celebitchy
Two Real Housewives of Dallas are feuding over a blog post – Reality Tea
Tyler the Creator says he had a boyfriend at 15. “BRAG” hissed dorky, boyfriend-less 15-year-old me who used to hang out at the library after school – Towleroad
Kate Upton used a furry muff to cover her titties – Hollywood Tuna
Fill in the blank: Emily Ratajkowski is in a _____. Did you guess bikini? Of course you did – Popoholic
The release of Alicia Vikander’s Tulip Fever has been delayed yet again, and it’s not so a team of writers could think up a better name than Tulip Fever – Pajiba
Cher continues to redefine the word “legendary” by recording an intergalactic autotuned trap beat banger for a cartoon kids show – OMG Blog
Kim Kardashian is reportedly pressuring Khloe Kardashian to increase her earning potential…I mean, have a baby – Starcasm
Amy Schumer made an appearance on Judge Judy. It wasn’t because someone finally took her to court for allegedly thieving jokes – Boy Culture
Ariel Winter announced she had started filming the 9th season of Modern Family in literally the most Ariel Winter way – IDLYITW
Here’s Jeff Garlin in his underwear, and to borrow from Larry David, it’s pretty pretty pretty good? – SOW
Leonardo DiCaprio is on vacation with a blonde and the surprise twist is that it’s not a 22-year-old panty model (it’s Kate Winslet) – Popsugar
The only reason I can come up with for why Nick Jonas is wearing that hideous beige pleather snakeskin-print jacket is that he lost a very high-stakes bet – Just Jared
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