…or is it gets a ride with Orlando Bloom? Tomato, tom-ahto! Katy Perry was tracked down Saturday night at an Ed Sheeran concert in Los Angeles, with none other than Legolas. E! News says they wore Hollywood’s favorite “we are fucking, but want to give the illusion we didn’t call y’all to see this” camo: dark baseball hats! A source gave more deets:
“They definitely seemed like they’re back together. They cuddled most of the night. She sat on his lap most of the night and shared kisses.
They looked like they were having the time of their lives. People didn’t really bug her. I don’t really think people knew it was them because they had hats on and stuff.”
More like, after seeing those Orlando peen pics, people choose not to recognize him unless there is full-frontal nudity involved. That being said, with his Canturbury cock-a-doodle-doo on the mind, fans didn’t really bug her. I’m guessing it’s because they were split between golf claps of respect for her return to his man meat, or seething with downright dick jealousy!
E! wasn’t sure whether they arrived to the concert together, but TMZ says the duo did leave together and was looking happy just as she’s about to hop on his hog.
— Katy Perry Turkey (@KatyPerryTurkey) August 14, 2017
But as you know, Katy has been a busy gal lately, having the audacity to eat dinner with Robert Pattinson on the SAME side of a booth. Clearly, they must be boning, too.
No official word from Katy, but let’s just put it into perspective: Her album, Witness, should have been named “Anybody witness a sale of this album? ‘Cuz it’s ca-ca.” Now she’s bobbing on her career life preserver with that American Idol reboot and some song with Calvin Harris. I’d need to grab my copy of “Dial A Dick” and get the bad work ju-ju fucked out of me, too!