Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month! 

June 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Winona Ryder’s Facial Expressions are no longer the lone facial expressions who will compete for the illustrious title of Hot Slut of 2018 next year. You know, one of my cousins said a while ago that she doesn’t read Dlisted because it’s too weird for her. I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about until I finished typing that first sentence.

It wasn’t even a competition. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll easily rolled away from its Hot Slut of the Month rivals and took the title. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll got 65% of your votes, easily beating The Mets Dildo (18%), Slavko Kalezić (9%) and Billina from Return To Oz (8%). ACER will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals in January.

And now, let’s relieve the moment when The Silver Fox (or The Sexist Fox as Kellyanne Conway probably calls him) could no longer stay in “serious journalist” mode and took his eyeballs on a journey to GirlPleaseTown when she hit him with some sarcasm.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: CNN

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