Hot Slut Of The Day!
The beautiful and magnificent “Bitch, WHATEVER” eye roll that The Silver Fox delivered as Kellyanne Conway dribbled out a stream of backtracking bullshit last night. I know that foxes aren’t in the feline family, but in that screen shot, he looks like a Siamese Cat who is completely over your shit.
After Donald Trump conjured up another shit storm of craziness by firing FBI Director James Comey on a Tuesday (even an HR intern on the first day of the job knows you should do it on a Friday), a member of Trump’s staff grabbed a torch and headed down to the darkest part of the dungeon under the White House to awaken Kellyanne Conway by saying “Bowling Green” three times really fast. Kellyanne went on CNN last night to talk about the Comey firing and her appearance started off yet another episode of: How The Fuck Is Kellyanne Going To Explain This One?
Since Trump’s reason for firing Comey had to do with the handling of the Hillary Clinton e-mail drama, Anderson rolled that beautiful bean footage from the campaign trail of Trump repeatedly patting Comey on the taint for doing such a good job with that e-mail shit. Kellyanne smirked at the beginning of the supercut of Trump praising Comey and when it finished, Anderson asked her to explain that 180 and she served up a slice of salty bitchiness by saying, “Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I was on your show often last fall saying we were going to win Michigan and how we were going to do it, so that was fun…” That punched the button that operates Anderson’s eye rolling strings and he let it go. Add this to the long, long list of reasons for why Andy Cohen should still host a post-election Real Housewives-style reunion special.
Anderson Cooper plays clips of Trump *praising* Comey for his handling of Clinton email investigation for Kellyanne Conway. pic.twitter.com/SCzJUNylw9
— CAP Action (@CAPAction) May 10, 2017
Many times, I find myself screaming, “Show those teeth and growl at a trick!”, at The Silver Fox because I think he goes too easy on a guest, but every part of me appreciated the international symbol for, “Girl, please,” he rolled out last night. Let’s go in for the close-up. I’ve been waiting for this!
this anderson cooper eyeroll at kellyanne conway is… choice pic.twitter.com/ZWHcvD2XDU
— tc (@chillmage) May 10, 2017
The truth is, Anderson’s eyeballs should’ve already filed a workers comp claim against him for the bruising and soreness they’ve suffered through from him rolling them several times a night, but this is a start. Keep those eye rolls coming, Silver Fox!
Pic: CNN