What In Westworld Hooker From The Future HELL Is This?

January 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Either Nicole Kidman’s stylist does a lot of acid and also hates her, or she’s done a lot of acid and hates herself. Because Nicole started the week at the Palm Springs International Film Festival looking like what happened when a low-budget wax museum re-styled their melting Nicole Kidman wax figure as a Taylor Swift circa 2007 wax figure. And at tonight’s Golden Globes, Nicole Kidman showed up looking like a grown Little Bo Peep after she lost her sheep herding job and had to turn tricks at a brothel where the Tin Man and his Tin Man friends came in and busted a bukkake all over her dress. She also looks like a chorus girl in a Las Vegas show about Westworld.

The shit she wore in Palm Springs and the shit she wore tonight both look like they were chosen by a 5-year-old girl on shrooms. So I hope she keeps that theme going and shows up to the Oscars wearing a giant Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper.

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