Jennifer Lopez Took Drake To “Prom”
Well, you know what they say: ask and ye shall receive. Drake and Jennifer Lopez finally did something. It’s beyond corny and will make you question how desperate is too desperate, but it’s something! UsWeekly says that Drake and Jennifer Lopez attended a winter wonderland-themed “prom” in Los Angeles last night. A prom that I’m sure wasn’t thrown together hastily at the last minute with discount decorations from Dollar Tree and located in an empty banquet hall located beside the office of one of their publicists. Nope, that’s definitely not what this is.
Because JLo and Drake really want you to believe they’re together, they were crowned Prom King and Queen. They were also seen kissing on the dance floor.
They also danced to what sounds like the song they’ve been working on together.
Then the Prom King and Queen shared a slow dance together. I’m legitimately shocked they’re not dancing to a song called “Buy Our Song (Available On iTunes Next Month).”
That prom doesn’t look nearly messy enough to pass as a real high school prom. Where’s the Prom Princess chugging Malibu from a flask tucked into the strapless bra of her navy satin Zum Zum by Niki Livas dress? Where was the video of Drake forgetting to pay the limo driver and begging his mom on a payphone to come pick him up? That’s a real prom.
Here’s JLo taking her kids to dinner on Wednesday night in West Hollywood.
