Open Post: Hosted By The Puppy Who Cleans Up After Himself

December 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Many of us have had the new doggie that isn’t housebroken yet and goes all over the damn place. It’s almost lovable (but those pee pads are going to go away eventually, dog, so don’t push it). Pablo the pitbull puppy goes one better. When he pees on the floor, he cleans it up!

Michigan TV station WILX reported on Pablo, the three-month-old pitbull puppy and pee blotter. He’s owned by an aspiring hip-hop artist in Denton, TX. Billie Band$ went out one day only to come home and discover Pablo had peed on the floor. That was ok, because Pablo got some toilet paper and tried to clean it up! Billie says that Pablo must have watched him clean up the dogs pee with a paper towel enough times and tried to emulate him.

That’s the kind of dog I want in my home if I’m forced to have pets (which I have been, and let’s just say neither of my dogs were as industrious as Pablo when they were children).

Billie tweeted a pic of Pablo’s work and Pablo is well on his way to becoming a canine celebrity.

“Yeah, yeah he is. Girls messaging him, trying to match him up with their little puppies on little dates. Girls talking about hoping they can meet him someday and stuff like that. I’m just like… sighs.”

The overshadowed rapper tweeted “Pablo about to blow up before me.” now the Pitbull has his own twitter account, thanks to Billie.

Billie Band$ should just use this to his advantage to snag groupies. Meet Pablo below.

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