Apparently the only part of Ashton Kutcher that’s worn rubber recently has been his nose. Ew, I’ll stop. That innocent red rubber nose doesn’t deserve to be dragged into a joke about Ashton’s penis. A rep for Mila Kunis has confirmed to People that she’s currently pregnant with Kelso’s baby for a second time. Mila and Ashton, who got secret married almost a year ago, already have a 20-month-old daughter named Wyatt Isabelle.
Mila’s rep didn’t get into specifics, like when she’s due or if it’s a boy or a girl or if they’re (brace yourself, Michael K) “over the moon.” But a source tells People that Ashton is really excited about being a dad again.
“Ashton genuinely lights up when talking about Wyatt and the little one on the way. Everything about being a father is natural to him.”
Since we know nothing about Jackie and Kelso’s second baby, the only thing we can do is wildly speculate about what they might name it. Their first baby sounds like a brand of old-timey saloon cocktail onions, and Ashton did make a show for Netflix called The Ranch. So I’m guessing a vaguely Western-sounding name is in that baby’s future. If it’s a boy, I’m thinking Shooter Mustache or (jangly sound of spurs) McWhiskey. If it’s a girl, then maybe Miss Kitty or Pleasewatch Theranch, because I’m not sure anyone is doing that and it could probably use all the help it can get.
Here’s Mila and Ashton and Wyatt at a farmer’s market last month. You know, that source claims Ashton loves being a dad, but does he really? Look at those cut-off sweat shorts. A real out-and-proud dad would have made the transition to Kirkland Signature hemmed-at-the-knee stonewashed jean shorts already.