On Friday, Johnny Depp’s side and Amber Heard’s side will be in court for a hearing to decide whether or not her temporary restraining order against him becomes permanent. The court reporter scheduled to work that hearing has already breathed out a giant sigh of relief over not having to control their heaves while inhaling a thick cloud of decaying teeth fumes, because Johnny is reportedly going to keep his mouth mostly shut and plead the fifth out of fear that his words will be used to charge him with domestic abuse. Johnny is not going to testify and now TMZ is reporting that another thing isn’t going to happen during that hearing. Amber’s lawyer will not fight for her to temporarily get $50,000 a month in spousal support.
Amber originally wanted $50,000 a month until she and Johnny settled their divorce. But TMZ says that Amber’s lawyer filed a declaration in court yesterday that requested for the topic of temporary spousal support be taken out of Friday’s hearing. TMZ claims that Amber only asked for a monthly check because she thought it was a standard thing in a divorce case. Amber says that she doesn’t want the temporary spousal support because she doesn’t want Johnny’s side to keep using it to paint her as a lie-telling gold digger and “divert the public away from the very serious real issue of domestic violence.”
Once the restraining order issue is done, Amber could ask for spousal support in their divorce settlement.
In other Amber and Johnny news (because there’s always “other” Amber and Johnny news), both of them are away from L.A. right now, but that didn’t stop their sides from fighting. E! News says that the cops were called to their apartment in Downtown L.A. yesterday afternoon for a “civil standby.” Amber is living in the apartment right now, but a court order states that Johnny can take his personal shit out of the place. So Johnny’s bodyguards showed up with a truck, and reportedly, shit got messy (because of course it did) after they tried to take furniture and artwork.
- I don’t know why Amber doesn’t let Johnny take everything from that apartment because it’s probably covered in thick layers of dick cheese dust and stickiness, so it’ll save her from having to clean it all.
- I don’t know why Johnny wants anything from that apartment, because it looks like almost everything he owns, he wears on his body. The only things a person really needs is 45 scarves and 99 bracelets.
And all of these Amber and Johnny stories make me say to myself, “Hmm, I wonder what Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are fighting about today. I miss them.”