Justin Bieber Shaved Off His Dreads

April 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Somewhere out there, Ghouliana Rancic is cackling and saying, “I may not have won the war, but this battle is mine!” And while I hate to side with her, I will gladly share in her joy today. The toddler that just won’t go to his room no matter how many time you scream “TIME OUT!“, Justin Bieber, made eyes roll and nearly get stuck up there when he stepped up his bad boy game by getting dreads. Well, the world is a little less douchey today because he shaved them off.

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

I’d like to thank whoever it was that finally got through to him. I imagine Justin is not someone you can just outright say something to. Like any small, bratty child, they need to be coerced and tricked into doing what’s best for them, like eating their vegetables, so this took some time. Kudos to the staff of nursery school teachers that keep him from sticking his fingers in sockets.

Justin Instagrammed a few photos yesterday, one on the steps of a private plane because of course, to show the world his newly shorn head. I think it goes without saying that he has no sense of self-awareness but even he must have realized the looks he was getting with the dreads were “girl no” stares, right? I’m giving him too much credit. Whatever the reason, let’s just be thankful we no longer have to see this:

Pics: Instagram

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