Night Crumbs

April 7, 2016 / Posted by:

The National Enquirer has a story about how Goopy Paltrow is playing peacemaker to her ex Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Goopy really does it all, including writing fanfiction for The National Enquirer – Lainey Gossip

Wiener Dog from Welcome to the Dollhouse thinks Charlize Theron is full of shit. Gorgeous shit, of course, but shit nonetheless – Celebitchy 

The Slut Dress (remember that shit?) has rebooted itself as bikini bottoms! – Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Bethenny Frankel isn’t getting laid – Reality Tea 

How do you say “Paging Child Protective Services” in Russian? – The Superficial 

Oh, hey there, Eve’s nipple – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Jokes aside, I’d actually read these books if they existed – Hollywood Tuna 

And here’s another trailer for another movie where Zac Efron runs around shirtless half of the time, and no, I’m not bitching – Towleroad

Somewhere, a shivering abuelita is missing her poncho – Popoholic

Half-Cuban ginger Bella Thorne brought elegance to some Univision event – IDLYITW

If you want a reason to pour boiling ammonia into your ears to cleanse your brains, watch this clip of Donald Trump saying gross shit about his baby daughter – Pajiba

Don’t you just hate it when you keep a friend’s crack pipe in your vagina for them and a cop finds it and thinks it’s yours? – Starcasm

I thought this was Drew Barrymore. Apologies to Drew Barrymore – HuffPo

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck will probably move their kids to London temporarily – Popsugar

This list is invalid and wrong without the Queen of Coachella Vanessa HudgensThe Berry  

This is what grown-up Kathryn Merteuil looks like – SOW

Hugh Dancy needed a check – Just Jared 


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