It’s Iowa Cock-Ass Day and so one of my fashion idols and favorite accidental rappers Sarah Palin is there because: 1. There’s a lot of cameras there right now and 2. She’s there to push rotting cheese curd with a mouth Donald Trump.
Sarah Palin’s son Track Lighting Palin was busted by the cops in Wasilla, Alaska early last month after he allegedly punched his girlfriend and pulled a gun on her during a fight. The news of Track’s arrest came on the day that Sarah Palin dazzled our retinas with her stunning Christmas tree tinsel bolero while officially endorsing Jabba the Trump as her choice for the next president. Sarah Palin brought up Track’s arrest during a rally in Oklahoma the next day and mouth burped up some stuff about how her son may have PTSD from fighting in Iraq and she blamed it on the Obama administration. Well, Sarah did an interview with Today this morning and of course they asked her about her PTSD comment.
At first, Savannah Guthrie and bald bag of smug Matt Lauer asked Sarah about the Cock-Ass shit, Trump and other boring political stuff, but then they got into her son’s arrest and Mama Grizzly scratched at those tricks. How dare those reporters ask their interview subject relevant questions!
While giving us Chico’s Kind of Day casual business woman glamour, Sarah said that she was promised that the subject of her kids wouldn’t be brought up during the interview. Sarah also said that she’s not surprised that Matt Liar and Savannah GutfulOfDeceit ignored that promise since the media is a gaping asshole that farts up nothing but wet bubbles of lies.
After labeling Matt and Savannah as liars, she went on to spit out one of her signature chef’s word salads while explaining that she never blamed her son’s arrest on President Obama. via The Wrap
“I never said that. Let’s start piece by piece. You guys brought me here to talk about Iowa politics and the caucus tonight, not to talk about my kids. And that was a promise. But as things go in the world of media, you guys don’t always keep your promises, evidently. I never blamed President Obama. What I have blamed President Obama in doing, though, is this level of disrespect for the United States military that is made manifest in getting budgets, in not trying to beef it up and let our military do the job that they are trained to do. And in specific issues that we’re talking about that are so hot today, specifically, let’s get there and let’s utterly destroy ISIS as we know our United States military can do. Yet we have a commander-in-chief who seems to kind of want to kowtow and allow the enemy to be poking at us and that’s unacceptable to most Americans, certainly to me.”
When she was asked if she regrets blaming the president, she said this:
“What did I say that’s offensive? I don’t regret any comment I made because I didn’t lay PTSD at the foot of the president. I did say, though, and suggested very adamantly, that there is much more that our commander-in-chief could do to prove that he respects our troops and let them do their job. But no, if you guys have a specific quote… It would allow the media to be more credible if you guys would tell me exactly what you’re talking about and then I can address it. Well, I was told that this interview is about the caucus tonight in Iowa and right on who will it be to put America back on the right track and restore constitutional government that we are lacking today and that we so need…”
Matt Lauer claims that they never made any promises to Sarah Palin.
If you put a hundred word magnets on a refrigerator and mixed them up while blind-folded, you’d have a more coherent thought than what came out of Sarah Palin’s mouth. She’s like a Teddy Ruxpin doll that was possessed by a spam bot. She’s like me during a job interview. (“You wish you made that much sense in your interview,” said every person who has interviewed me) But really, what Sarah Palin should do is lay down her freestyle on a sick beat and release it on iTunes. That’s her calling! I mean if Iggy Azalea can have a hit song…