Clay Aiken Shit On The Show That Made Him A STAH!

January 7, 2016 / Posted by:

The beginning of the end of American Idol happened last night and I completely forgot it was on (so did everybody else), but Clay Aiken didn’t. America’s second most famous ginger power lesbian (Rojo Caliente being the first, duh) and the almost-congressman delivered brand new information when he said on Twitter that the show is now a lifeless puddle of boring and he now knows why the ratings have fallen like early-aughts Paula Abdul after drinking too much Vicodin and Valium tea.

Some of us old, wrinkly, white pubes-having whores who watched American Idol in the olden days miss the train wreck singers, the cunty-wrapped nuggets that flew out of Simon Cowell’s mouth and Paula Abdul being a pilled-up mess. Clay misses those days too and while watching the three drips, JLo, Harry Connick Jr. and Keith Urban, judge the singers last night, he let out a huge yawn on Twitter.

I’ve listened to one of Clay Aiken’s albums before, and if Idol bored him, it must’ve been a new kind of boring. Clay started off a little soft and then he went in:

Clay continued to fluff Simon Cowell’s luscious fur chest pies by saying that he’s the reason why Idol was a hit:

When he got shit for his tweets, Clay stopped fucking a new one into Idol (Did I just sort of call Clay a power top? 2016 really is full of surprises) and pulled back. He said that he was only hard on Idol because he loves it so:

Err, Clay, it’s just a reality show that had a long run and made many people very, very rich. It’s not like it’s a high school senior who blew off studying for her SATs to get drunk, do coke and have raw dog sex at a party with her friends. It’s not that serious.

But Clay should keep on hate-tweeting while watching Idol, because I’m sure his bitchiness lit a fire into the Claymates. Clay getting all aggressive shook the dust off of their ovaries and set them off. I bet the husbands of the Claymates got the fuck of their lives last night. So hate-tweet on, Clay!


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