Drunktina Strikes Again!

December 15, 2015 / Posted by:

So you’re at Seth MacFarlane’s extra fancy Christmas party in Beverly Hills and to the right of you is Bill Maher and on stage is Meghan Trainor singing. How do you handle all that insufferableness? Well, any reasonable person would dunk their head in the spiked punch bowl and guzzle until it’s empty and you’re seven kinds of wasted. That’s what Page Six says that Xtina did. Although, Xtina probably does that every night of the week.

Xtina recently yodeled out a duet with Seth McFarlane at a Frank Sinatra tribute in NYC so he invited her to his annual Christmas party at his house. When you invite Drunktina to one of your parties, you should know that there’s a really good chance she’s going to pass out on your bed (see: Jeremy Renner’s party), display “questionable” behavior (see: Mimi’s party) and/or leave permanent red lip paint stains on your walls when her drunk ass bumps into them.


Every party needs a drunk bitch who will bring the messiness, break at least 3 glasses and get caught making out with a ficus tree they think is a really hot dude. And Drunktina is that bitch, but apparently there were some sour fun-haters at Seth’s party who were not amused. Page Six’s source says that Seth asked several of his guests (Meghan Trainor, Katharine McPhee and Bill Maher) to sing a duet with him and they all did it, but when he asked Xtina to join him, she refused. Xtina wanted to use her mouth for more important shit like swallowing down the sweet nectar.

“Seth asked her five times to come up [and sing] and she refused,” said a source of “The Voice” judge, explaining her refusal seemed to be thanks to too many holiday libations. “She was a mess,” said the witness. “The reason she didn’t get up is because she was wasted.”

Later at the bash, “[Aguilera’s] man [Matt Rutler] and her girlfriend had to hold her on each arm walking out,” said a witness. “She was wearing 6-inch custom Louboutins. She was literally wobbling.” And “she nearly fell into a Christmas tree.” Aguilera and Rutler were cozying up on a couch earlier.

The truth is, that doesn’t sound that messy. So she needed her man to help her walk and she almost fell onto a Christmas tree? That’s what some of us call a Thursday night. First of all, it’s Matthew Rutler’s job to help her drunk ass out of parties. I’m sure “Christina Aguilera’s human walking cane” is written next to occupation on his tax returns. Second of all, I’m a little disappointed that Xtina almost fell onto a Christmas tree. Bitch should’ve said fuck it and done it Kiefer-style by body slamming that tree.

Now that is how you leave a Christmas party.

Pics: Getty, Wenn.com

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