How To Make People Forget About Your Canceled Tour: Get Engaged!

Now that plans for Iggy Azalea’s first arena tour have been balled up and thrown into the dumpster, she may have a little free time to plan a wedding, so last night she took the first step to becoming a future cast member of Basketball Wives: L.A. by getting engaged to a Laker.

The MC Skat Kat of Australia and her piece of almost 2 years, Nick “Swaggy P” Young (who may or may not have passed his peen to another while they were together), got engaged at his 30th birthday party in L.A. last night. Yeah, Iggy and Swaggy P (Side note: I try to make all my pees, swaggy.). If they ever procreate, I hope their baby loves names like Baggy V and Muggy. During his born day party, Swaggy P got down on one knee and gave Iggy a canary diamond engagement ring. UsWeekly says that the ring is made up of an 8.15 carat yellow diamond, 2.28 carats of white diamonds and 18 karats of white gold. Even though Iggy’s ring looks like it came from the same Rapunzel Light & Sound jewelry set as Nicki Minaj’s engagement ring, it cost $500,000. Get into the understated elegance of it all:

Never mind that her expensive ass ring looks like something you can get for 5 easy payments from QVC, the HELL is that manicure? It looks like her nails are having a heavy flow day. Did Swaggy P hide that ring up his asshole and when Iggy shoved her hand up in there to grab it, she got some of his butt blood stuck under her fingernails? If that’s the case, then their union will last eons, because a couple that fists together, stays together.

And of course, there’s video of the happy moment:

Swaggy P celebrated his birthday tonight by popping the question to his girlfriend Iggy! pic.twitter.com/mF3W5eRau2

— Karεn Ciѵil (@KarenCivil) June 2, 2015

I wondered why he was shouting like that, but then I figured that they probably played a few of her songs at his party, so he went deaf for a minute.